Room critique, minus the beige
AI room roast.Photo in.Fix ideas out.
Upload a room photo for a funny, room-focused critique and three practical ideas to make the space work harder. The roast is free; the paid redesign recommendation is optional.
- No sign-in needed
- Room photo not included in shares
The room gets the review
Your space, read for filth.Then given a game plan.
A humorous roast about the room—not the person.
03Three practical fix ideas with estimated target budgets.
Free analysis availability can vary. Availability is checked before your photo is submitted for a roast.
The room-to-roast pipeline
A critique with an exit strategy.
Start with the room you have. Keep the fixes practical. Decide later if you want the paid redesign recommendation.
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Upload a room photo
Choose a JPG, PNG, or WebP photo, then pick the roast intensity. Its preview stays in your browser until you start the analysis; then a temporary compressed image is sent for that verdict and is not saved to RoomRiot storage.
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Get the roast and three fixes
When free AI analysis is available, RoomRiot sends the photo for room-focused analysis and returns a humorous verdict plus three fix ideas. Budget amounts are estimates, not live retailer listings or affiliate links.
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Save the roast—or get a deeper plan
Share the roast text or a RoomRiot card without your room photo. If you want more, the optional RoomRiot Redesign Mockup is a one-time $9 offer for one room, through the existing checkout.
Optional glow-up
Roast first. Redesign if you want.
The free roast stands on its own. Afterward, you can choose the one-time $9 RoomRiot Redesign Mockup, a text-based before-and- after direction with three practical changes for one room.
Before the verdict
Quick answers. No fluff.
What do I get from a room roast?
When free analysis is available, RoomRiot returns a humorous critique focused on the room and exactly three practical fix ideas. Their under-$50 target budgets are estimates, not live product listings or retailer prices.
Does RoomRiot analyze my photo?
The photo preview stays in your browser while you choose it. When you start a roast, a temporary compressed image is sent for that verdict and is not saved to RoomRiot storage.
Will my room photo appear when I share?
No. The existing share and save options use the roast text or a generated RoomRiot card, not your room photo.
What is the $9 RoomRiot Redesign Mockup?
It is an optional, one-time $9 paid offer for one room, presented after the free roast when available. The current deliverable is a text recommendation with a before verdict, after-style direction, and three practical changes—not a generated room image. Checkout uses the existing RoomRiot flow, and the offer is not required to try the free roast.