01 / Upload
Show us the scene.
Pick a room photo. The free prototype preserves that preview locally while it builds a demo verdict.
Brutal feedback. Better room.
Your room.No filter.Just facts.
Upload the evidence, choose the heat, get a savage-but-safe verdict plus exactly three affordable fixes. Then save the card for the group chat.
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3 fixes under $50
Share-ready verdict
Free AI room roast
Upload the evidence.
We roast the room, never you. When analysis is live, this temporary compressed image is sent only for this verdict and is not saved to RoomRiot storage.
The riot in three moves
A roast with an exit strategy.
02 / Roast
Choose your damage.
Playful, brutal, or nuclear—with a clear rule: the joke is always the room, never the person in it.
03 / Fix
Make it make sense.
Get exactly three practical example categories, each with an illustrative budget under $50.
Bonus / Share
Send the receipt.
Share, copy, or download a vertical roast card built for the group chat, TikTok, or Instagram.
The glow-up
Want the redemption arc, not just the roast?
After the free demo verdict, use the live $9 redesign checkout to get the paid AI mockup experience built around your actual room.
Start free, then unlock the redesignBefore you volunteer your room